"We have tied up de scabs sheets so tight dat ya can't buy one fer a dollar in de street. Hold out, my gallant kids, and tomorrer I meself, at de head of t'ree t'ousand noble hearts from Brooklyn will be over here to help youse win yer noble scrab fer freedom and fair play" - the real Spot Conlon
Joey: Remember, this conversation is between you and me. Chandler: If that.
Monica: Do you wanna see me cry? Really? Is that what you want, to see me cry? Phoebe: Sir no sir!!!
Joey: It just seems so futile, you know? All these women and...nothin'. Chandler: Yeah, well now you know how I feel everyday. The world is my lesbian wedding.
Rachel: Guess it wasn't Cupid that brought her here. Phoebe: Nope, just a regular old flying dwarf.
Chandler: You can't come in, uh...Ross is naked! Ross: What?! Chandler: Well she can see me naked! Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?!
Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Monica: My motto is get out before they go down! Joey: That is so not my motto.
Ross: I'm really going to have to settle down. I'm beginning to feel like a nomad. Joey: [giggles] Ross: What's so funny? Chandler: He thought you said "gonad".
Chandler: Do you know what's weird? Donald Duck never wears pants, but whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Rachel: Oh my god. Monica: Oh my god good? Rachel: Oh my god I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth! Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Ugh, sweet lord, this is what evil must taste like!
Joey: Hey. So how'd it go with Julie? Did you...did you break her heart? Ross: Yes. It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me...
Rachel: When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
Phoebe: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick. Chandler: Phoebs, let me ask you something...were these, uh, funny brownies? Phoebe: Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them.
Chandler: Wow, I can't believe I'm actually dating someone who's getting divorced. I feel so grown up!...Joey! Go to your room! Joey: Chandler! Up yours.
Joey: Every time she starts laughing I just wanna...rip off my arm, just so I have something to throw at her!
Joey: Okay, they got water...orange juice...and what looks like cider. Chandler: Try it. Joey: [tries it] Yup. It's fat. I drank fat. Chandler: Yeah, I know, I just did that two minutes ago.
Ross: Look, I don't care, it starts at 8. We can't be late. Phoebe: We could not would not want to wait!!
Joey: Okay, buddy boy, here it is! You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own! Chandler: Oh my god! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
"Some people think we're idiots, some think we're perverts. Don't argue people, we are both." - Tom Delonge
"We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if they don't, it doesn't matter, we're artists." - Tom Delonge
"I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in." - Mark Hoppus
"I once tried to start a nudist colony in our bus, and it pretty much ended up with just me hanging around naked..." - Mark Hoppus
"Disney movies are fucking bitching!" - Mark Hoppus
"We don't want to act like adults. Anybody who can stay in a state of adolescence will be much better off later on. Look at people who are working nine-to-five jobs out of college, and look at professional skateboarders or guys in punk bands. See who's having more fun." - Tom DeLonge
1992-2005 ♥ Blink 182 Forever ♥
"From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered, We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, For he today that sheds his blood with me, Shall be my brother." - Shakespeare's Henry V, Act IV, Scene 3, St. Crispian's Day Speech
Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
Tyler Durden: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Okay, you are now firing a gun at your "imaginary friend" near 400 gallons of nitroglycerine!
Narrator: It's called a "changeover." The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
Tyler Durden: All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Richard Chesler: Is that your blood? Narrator: Some of it, yeah.
- Fight Club
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." "Pain is the only thing that lets you know you aren't dead yet." - G.I. Jane "Pain is temporary, glory is forever." "Pain is weakness leaving the body."